French Crumpet Toast: Combine the eggs, cream, nutmeg, cinnamon and cardamom in a bowl and whisk until smooth. Soak crumpets in the batter for 3 minutes, turning them so both sides soak evenly.
Add a good amount of butter to a frying pan and over low-medium heat, gently fry the crumpets on each side until golden and cooked through.
Bacon and apples: In a separate pan, fry the bacon until crispy. Remove from the pan, then, using the bacon fat, add all the spiced apple ingredients and cook until soft.
Date Miso Caramel: If the dates are firm, soak them in hot water for 5–10 minutes and drain, reserving the water. Chop the dates roughly into smaller pieces.
Blend the dates and miso: Using a small blender, combine the miso and chopped dates with a splash of the reserved date water, and blend until smooth.
Heat the sauce: Using a small saucepan, add the cream and whisk in the miso–date paste. Heat gently until combined and thick. Once hot, whisk in the butter and cook for 30 seconds, stirring continuously. Remove from the heat and add a good pinch of sea salt flakes.
Serve: Layer the crumpets on a plate. Top with bacon, apples and date miso caramel., apples and date miso caramel. Serve with a dollop of thickened cream, Crème fraîche, Greek yoghurt or ice-cream.